The Sun and the Moon are White Supremacists
Yesterday’s solar eclipse brought to you by the sun and the moon was a white supremacist event designed to alienate black people. That’s right, according to an “essay” that appeared in the failing magazine The Atlantic, because “along most of its path, there live almost no black people,” the eclipse was racist. We thought the sun was a useful star because it provides humans with light, but the big, bright ball in the sky is just another white supremacist who hates black people. The sun does not carry out its racist agenda by itself; it has a partner in the moon that helps it oppress black people.
Why did the sun and the moon deprive black people of a solar eclipse; black people want to see a solar eclipse too. Yesterday’s solar eclipse provided white individuals with the opportunity to unite with their black brothers and sisters to condemn racism, but unfortunately, white people viewed the eclipse with excitement without any thought to the black people who were being held down by the sun and the moon; shame on white people.
What we can learn from Alice Ristroph at The Atlantic is that racism is everywhere. For those of you who thought you could escape the racism that is all around you by looking towards the sky, you were wrong because white supremacists control day and night. Why is there no trigger warning on the sun and the moon? How can we allow the sun and the moon to exists? It is time for AntiFa and Black Lives Matter (BLM) to direct their maniacal hatred towards the solar system and demand the removal of the sun and the moon. In the meantime, all public schools should stop teaching children about the solar system until a proper vetting of the solar system by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) can determine if the solar system is a hate group.