Richard Stolen Valor Blumenthal Wants You to Call Him Captain Hyperbole
Senator Richard Stolen Valor Blumenthal wants you to call him Captain Hyperbole. The stunning defeat of Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election has allowed the American people to witness an epic meltdown by Democrats like Blumenthal. On a weekly basis, you can watch the three-headed monster that is Richard Stolen Valor Blumenthal, Nancy Insider Trading Pelosi and Maxine Black Panther Waters on various fake news outlets demagoguing for the benefit of the radical leftists who are incapable of accepting that Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States.
This week, Captain Hyperbole appeared on CNN Fake News to respond to Donald Trump Jr.’s revelation that he met with an attorney from Russia named Natalia Veselnitskaya after she contacted him to let him know that she possessed damaging information on Hillary Clinton; stupid, yes, illegal, no. The strangest aspect of this story is that Trump accepted the meeting because Veselnitskaya might have ‘dirt’ on Clinton. Has Trump been living under a rock for the past forty years; the Clinton crime family has a rap sheet as long as California, and the details can be obtained easily. Nevertheless, the meeting in question took place, and it turned out to be a waste of time unless you ask Blumenthal who claims that Trump is a traitor, which would make Veselnitskaya the Russian ‘honeypot’ who convinced Trump to give up national secrets.
Captain Hyperbole is on the case as usual uncovering corrupt, unethical, treasonous activities; thank you, captain! Unfortunately, the captain doesn’t use his position on the Senate Committee on Veterans’ Affairs and detective skills to uncover and rid the Department of Veterans’ Affairs (VA) of the crime and corruption that infects the department. Fortunately, President Trump and his administration are cleaning up the VA.
During his presidential campaign, Donald Trump pledged to clean up “probably the most incompetently run agency in the United States,” and he is doing what he promised. Thus far, the Trump administration has terminated five hundred and forty-eight (548) VA employees, and another two hundred (200) workers were suspended, and thirty-three (33) demoted. Trump is draining the swamp while Captain Hyperbole spews his irrational venom.